2+ hour, 16+ min ago  (813+ words) One thing that has certainly kept us (me, because I am a glutton for punishment) busy this year has been all the madness coming from Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who has managed to not only threaten our lives by ending life-saving…...

3+ hour, 17+ min ago  (532+ words) Donald Trump ran on no more wars, and bringing peace to Ukraine within 48 hours. And that is not what happened! Before the guy was even inaugurated he was heaving his blowhole about taking over Greenland, or Panama, or maybe Canada....

4+ hour, 17+ min ago  (866+ words) Hello fashionistas! Put on your most ill-fitting red sheath dress and overline your eyebrows so they look like giant weird commas, because we're getting ready to talk about the MAGA year in aesthetics. Why? Because I'm shallow and petty, that's…...

5+ hour, 17+ min ago  (171+ words) We would like to apologize for ever thinking there would be any limits to how far the fucker would go, or how far Republicans would bend over backwards to let him go there. Silly us! Hey, maybe the courts will…...

6+ hour, 15+ min ago  (1057+ words) We feel as if this got missed in the early weeks of the Trump administration, what with the firehose of shitty news that blasted us all in the face nonstop with enough force to tear off our eyebrows. But did…...

7+ hour, 15+ min ago  (211+ words) Happy GET THE FUCK OUT 2025 Day to all who celebrate! That's you, and you, and definitely YOU! Will 2026 be any better? Well, hmmm, mmph, could be? Also could be not! But they were a hell of a blow to that....

9+ hour, 21+ min ago  (113+ words) That's a hard 54. Well, play evil games, win an evil face! The Trump Kennedy Center UGH UGH UGH. This jailbird stayin in jail. Michael watched the shows! Somebody give this man a peace prize. That's pretty weird right? And there…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (410+ words) I tell you the story of Kate Douglas Wiggin, because today we are here to discuss another Kate. Katie Miller, to be exact. Katie Miller is a former United States Department of Homeland Security deputy press secretary and the current…...

1+ day, 10+ hour ago  (808+ words) In today's edition of Sure you are, you rat-faced weasel dick, we honor feral Trump partisan Ric Grenell. Again. Grenell's award-winning performance on this occasion? A Chernobyl-level meltdown over musician Chuck Redd cancelling his annual Christmas Eve jazz concert at…...

2+ day, 2+ hour ago  (371+ words) Like, two reports accusing Donald Trump of being adjacent to the MURDER of underage victims. Wild claims, and who even knows what to think! And there are things that are clearly made up, like a fake video from 4Chan supposedly depicting…...