13+ hour, 27+ min ago  (252+ words) Sorry to do this to you on Easter or literally any day, but Jesus Fucking Christ. President Frank From Blue Velvet Apparently strapped on his Whiffin" Mask and let fly with crazy threats of war crimes (they"re doing war…...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago  (474+ words) Smoke Signals was written, directed, and produced by Native Americans. It was filmed on the Coeur d'Alene Indian Reservation in Idaho using a cast of Native American actors and reached a large audience globally. It is also funny, sweet, thoughtful,…...

1+ day, 7+ hour ago  (641+ words) I am damned sick and tired of people telling me there's no such thing as teleportation, and that there must be some other explanation for the time I teleported to the Waffle House. I don't know what other explanation there…...

1+ day, 11+ hour ago  (389+ words) Oh Pam Bondi! She lied her shellacked face off for Trump, and did her very best to cover up those Epstein files in which he's credibly accused of child rape. Subscribe for headlines every day! But fate intervened when his…...

1+ day, 12+ hour ago  (361+ words) Good morning, welcome to National Hug A Newsperson Day (and National School Librarian Day, National Ramen Day, International Carrot Day, National Handmade Day, and some other shit too). Happy National Handmade Day too! You know who's a newsperson for sheeeeit…...

2+ day, 5+ hour ago  (456+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. I have been yearning to write a light, delicate, springlike cocktail for this column " something gentle and festive for the season. The news and the weather have consistently crushed my dreams. No more. We're…...

2+ day, 8+ hour ago  (905+ words) Hm, it sounds as if the president's promise that the US can wind down operations in two to three weeks might be " hang on to your hats " bullshit. Donald Trump, the kitchen contractor of presidents: Don't tell us, tell the…...

2+ day, 10+ hour ago  (1140+ words) Like just yesterday when he "told US Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to retire immediately," a Pentagon official told CNN. He also fired two other Army generals Thursday, a US official said " the chief of chaplains, Maj. Gen....

2+ day, 12+ hour ago  (575+ words) Former Sen. Doug Jones, who from 2018 to 2021 had the remarkable note "(D-Alabama)" after his name, wants to get his parentheses back, but this time as Alabama governor. To do that, he'll need to beat the frontrunner, Tommy Tuberville, who has…...

2+ day, 13+ hour ago  (622+ words) Donald Trump yesterday shitcanned Attorney General Pam Bondi, ending the tenure of the USA's worst ever AG and no doubt setting the stage for 1) an even worse one and 2) an eventual tell-some memoir by Bondi in which she'll insist she…...