33+ min ago   (671+ words) It is safe to say that no matter how dumb you were this weekend — maybe you got too drunk or spent too much time in the sun without applying and reapplying sunscreen — you didn’t do anything as dumb as start…...

1+ hour, 52+ min ago   (551+ words) “The CDC released new numbers last week showing 92 percent of the nation's kindergarteners were vaccinated from measles in the last school year, but that's below the 95 percent herd immunity threshold,” Brennan noted, before asking Oz to “clarify” Trump’s recent assertion…...

4+ hour, 9+ min ago   (383+ words) Washington DC just hosted its first racing event. City officials didn’t lobby for it. DC residents didn’t ask for it. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix was organized in conjunction with Donald Trump’s White House, and there was nothing DC could do…...

5+ hour, 53+ min ago   (663+ words) For the longest time, people have been grading Republicans on a curve. People are always saying variations of “Imagine if Dems [or insert Democratic president or presidential candidate] had done this thing Republicans just did.” Republicans are more than happy…...

7+ hour, 30+ min ago   (577+ words) Maybe … no, we think that’s the end of the list of ways this weekend’s reporting on Jeffries meeting with Kushner could be OK. The New York Times says explicitly that Jeffries and Kushner met to talk about ways Democrats and…...

9+ hour, 52+ min ago   (462+ words) Good morning! Where to even begin … So, uh, what’s going on with the ridiculously pathetic breakdown of trade talks between the United States and, um, Canada? Here’s a primer! [Washington Post] And Paul Krugman on why Trump is going to…...

2+ day, 5+ hour ago   (519+ words) For the last 11 days, after being hit with a tornado last Tuesday and severe weather for days after, tens of thousands in Gary and northwest Indiana have been without power. Food has spoiled, schools are closed, trees are down, power…...

2+ day, 6+ hour ago   (471+ words) Today is National Be An Angel Day, which the internet says is a day to do good deeds and which I say is a day to encourage people to do good deeds for you by saying, like, “Be an angel…...

2+ day, 23+ hour ago   (287+ words) You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at Paypal, or we have a Patreon too. But our week at Wonkette began its last day not with torrents of chemical rain, but with Tabs,…...

3+ day, 35+ min ago   (446+ words) 2 oz black pepper-infused vodka 1 oz Hayman’s Old Tom Gin ½ oz dry vermouth Pinch smoked sea salt Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Muddle the garlic clove. Double-strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with drops of extra virgin olive…...