21+ hour, 11+ min ago  (173+ words) Good afternoon, how do you do, shit was dark today. Shit's dark every day, better Evan was fuckin hilarious, treat yourself! I'm still surprised Trump Junior didn't rub his coke gums all over Montana's Senate seat last time it was…...

21+ hour, 14+ min ago  (409+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. And dear Lord, THIS WEEK. I had planned to talk about a nice, light, airy champagne cocktail for spring, but I've been doomscrolling way too much to entertain such ethereal notions. Let's talk about…...

22+ hour, 33+ min ago  (922+ words) But those aren't the kind of Democrats that Rahm Emanuel and James Carville are concerned about. No, as per usual, they are out here trying to Sister Souljah the Left, which for some reason they think is a fabulous way…...

23+ hour, 44+ min ago  (645+ words) Did everyone hear about the teenage girl who tried to bite off Donald Trump's dick? Please subscribe so our wading through the sewer of Epstein documents is not in vain. What an image that is: This lumpy, six-foot sweet potato…...

1+ day, 1+ hour ago  (392+ words) Day 410 of the New World Order, and how we need some happy news! It's all possible because last November Virginia kissed goodbye their vest-wearing vote-stealing MAGA Confederate monument Glenn Youngkin, and then in January said hello to their first woman…...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago  (939+ words) Roll Call reports that Daines withdrew his reelection paperwork Wednesday with just a few minutes to go before the filing deadline for Montana's June 2 primary election. By some amazing coincidence, Trump-appointed US Attorney Kurt Alme filed to run for the…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (750+ words) It's becoming a tale as old as time. Grand juries do not go along with it. US Attorney Boxwine fails. Again. Feast your eyes on a box full of embarrassment: This situation isn't limited to US Attorney Jeanine Pirro's jurisdiction,…...

1+ day, 20+ hour ago  (152+ words) WELL WELL WELL, WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELL WELL. I'm not gonna make you wait for the Noemnews (for the olds, Gary Gnu: Noem gnews is good gnews), you waited long enough already! Haha MADE YOU WAIT! And now for…...

1+ day, 23+ hour ago  (1272+ words) Earlier this week, Bernie Sanders and Ro Khanna introduced a new bill that would make this country a much nicer place for everyone to live, at the expense of taxing billionaires 5 percent a year " an amount that, as billionaires, they…...

2+ day, 2+ hour ago  (573+ words) And then whichever deplorable emerges victorious will face in November Democratic challenger Katy Padilla Stout, a lawyer and former elementary school teacher who serves on the local county Child Welfare board. She seems nice! And while a Democratic win in…...