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Madison Cawthorn And An Underpants Model Jan. 6-er Lost The Same Republican Primary Last Night
1+ hour, 6+ min ago (587+ words) Let’s start with the most upsetting news from last night’s primaries, which is that Madison Cawthorn lost his race. Did you know he was running for Congress in Florida because he moved there to run for Congress? And then he…...
You have to be a friend to get a ballroom. Wonkette One A Day for 8/18/26
16+ hour, 54+ min ago (123+ words) Good afternoon! What did we write at you today? You know you want to. Well Evan began with a mostly Insta and/or Bluesky posts tabs (it happens sometimes) but you really should click through for the BALLROOM diatribe, it’s…...
Iowa’s Democratic Nominee for Senate Is A Baller
17+ hour, 55+ min ago (645+ words) That dogshit lede aside, though, the real question is whether Iowa voters, especially independents, are sick enough of what Donald Trump has done to the state’s economy with his tariffs and his war of choice in Iran that Democrats might…...
Zohran Mamdani Spoke Mandarin And Jesse Watters Says That's Just Like ISIS Because...
1+ day, 12+ min ago (118+ words) 'Kay....
America Is Looking For A Few Good Marines Who Can Kill Ruthlessly And Shave Comfortably
1+ day, 1+ hour ago (722+ words) I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, and you are nothing. You ladies have been here for five minutes, and you are already polluting my beloved Corps! And I will not have it! All of you are scum. Some of you are…...
NATALIE! Wonkette One-A-Day for Aug. 17, 2026!
1+ day, 15+ hour ago (95+ words) Here are some stories: Today was the day we started talking about Natalie: We also told Bill Cassidy to go fuck himself. Bill Cassidy is not Natalie. We talked about how Hakeem Jeffries sucks. Hakeem Jeffries is not Natalie. Trump…...
AN ATTACK ON NATALIE IS AN ATTACK ON ALL PUBLIC SERVANTS
1+ day, 17+ hour ago (316+ words) Oh boy, we thought Jon Ossoff casually lobbing a bomb and getting everybody to talk about Donald Trump’s bizarre and gross relationship with “Natalie” was gonna leave a mark, and we were correct. Steven Cheung — the pitiable White House spox…...
Trump Leaving Old-Spice-Scented Love Notes In Kim Jong-Un's Locker Again
1+ day, 19+ hour ago (902+ words) Hello, Wonkers! A lot has been going on in international relations the last few days, only you may not have noticed because you were busy noticing all the domestic horrors that comprise every day of life under Donald Trump. Let’s…...
Hakeem Jeffries Does Not Support M4A, The DSA Or Any Other Idea For That Matter
1+ day, 21+ hour ago (336+ words) Technically, Jeffries did not answer the question. Rather, he said that he did not agree with the DSA’s agenda and proceeded to list the existence of various flavors of Democrats existing in the House. “Now, you’re going to have individual…...
Oh Go F*ck Yourself, Bill Cassidy
1+ day, 23+ hour ago (885+ words) Hanlon’s Razor says, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” Some MAGA/Republican officials challenge that axiom. Others do not. Let’s dive in to this week’s Sunday shows. We begin with the soon-to-be-retired Republican Senator from…...