8+ hour, 38+ min ago   (194+ words) Man, today sucked and the children went fucking nutballs and I actually had Shy come pick me up two hours early from school (I work at the girls" school part-time, helping out all the kids when they"re wilding) because…...

9+ hour, 7+ min ago   (435+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I'm Hooper, your bartender. Last week, I wrote about the first day of my trip to New Orleans. Today, I'll cover the remainder of my weekend bender in NOLA. Spoiler alert: Eventually, my liver decided enough was enough....

10+ hour, 12+ min ago   (382+ words) Please take a moment to share in some giddiness from Rep. Lauren Underwood. Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-South Dakota) briefly reminded us that Mitch McConnell no longer has that job, and said there's "no appetite" in the Senate for…...

11+ hour, 12+ min ago   (660+ words) How did they do? In a word, poorly. In a word preceded by an intensifier, really poorly. In a word preceded by multiple intensifiers, really, really, really poorly. This is where you subscribe by putting your email in the thingy....

12+ hour, 26+ min ago   (565+ words) You're already on a list, may as well subscribe: They can lie in our faces because the truth does not apply to the executive branch in any sort of legal sense any more. Any shootings by DHS are considered federal…...

13+ hour, 47+ min ago   (420+ words) There is no question that it has been a very rough week, news-wise, so here is a little ray of sunshine for you! Hochul also announced the formation of an Office of Child Care and Early Education that will be…...

15+ hour, 25+ min ago   (381+ words) Low-income families across the five states are likely to be harmed by the funding cuts, which is the point. New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie summed up the administration's attitude perfectly, writing on Bluesky, "It is the policy of this…...

16+ hour, 32+ min ago   (1136+ words) Jonathan Ross. That's the fucking ICE murderer's name. The Minneapolis Star Tribune named the son of a bitch yesterday. (Archive link.) DHS SpokesNaziBarbie Tricia McLaughlin bellyaches unconvincingly that the Star Tribune did a "reckless behavior" and a "should be absolutely…...

18+ hour, 25+ min ago   (715+ words) Good morning, stay strong, here's your tabs! Tabs is how we say we love you. News says with no details that ICE just shot two people in Portland, condition unknown. I'm going to fucking bed before anything else happens, it…...

1+ day, 8+ hour ago   (242+ words) Hello hello terrible ones, these are some bad days. You hanging in there? I'm hanging in there. We love you. Here's today's posts. Subscribe if you wanna! These were just some godawful tabs. BUT. There's an Indivisible call at 8 p.m. tonight,…...