2+ hour, 34+ min ago  (754+ words) And then there is the real Captain von Dipshit himself, Ed Martin, the former "pardons czar," former acting US attorney for DC (actually dumber than Pirro, amazingly), former weaponization czar (LOL), and current possessor of the most embarrassing case of…...

4+ hour, 12+ min ago  (346+ words) It may seem like there are fewer stories of ICE violence and lies lately, but that's only because the President of the United States of America is a headline-hogging diva who uncovers a new low for human rights and sanity…...

5+ hour, 17+ min ago  (1097+ words) Pope Bob from Chicago on Tuesday condemned Donald Trump's threat to wipe out Iran's "whole civilization," pointing out that threatening genocide is immoral and not how grownups should conduct themselves. Speaking to reporters as he left his country house, Castel…...

7+ hour, 10+ min ago  (411+ words) Good morning to you, and you, and you, not you, and YOU! You have been chosen. To SUBSCRIBE! Spanish PM being el guapo again. (CNBC) The Iranians forming human chains. Israel obliterating an Iranian synagogue on Passover. (Qasim Rashid) On…...

21+ hour, 52+ min ago  (109+ words) Here's the things we wrote you today! There were, as always, your tabs! We cannot keep going in this abusive relationship. This shit has got to stop. You know who else thinks this shit has got to stop, and also…...

21+ hour, 53+ min ago  (632+ words) On Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced his plans to destroy an entire civilization. So, naturally, America's conservatives decided to be concerned with more important things, like Tim Walz's supposed desire to force cisgender fourth grade boys to use tampons (which…...

1+ day, 42+ min ago  (1214+ words) Plus, she's one of those disturbed right-wing women who has made hating trans people her entire personality, and that trumps all other considerations for her. The other day, Kelly announced that she didn't really want Donald Trump to drop a…...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago  (693+ words) Oh, hello there! Not only was there no mass genocide in Iran last night, there were two special elections in Georgia and Wisconsin which turned out to be most special indeed, with Republicans under-performing by more than 20 points in both!...

1+ day, 3+ hour ago  (15+ words) What's Cooler Than Nihilistic Hot Takes About "No Kings'? Just About Anything. wonkette. com...

1+ day, 5+ hour ago  (857+ words) Well, it was scary there for a minute, wasn't it! But sure, loser, declare victory: Oh, two weeks, eh? We should have known old Two Weeks Trump would show up to this party, along with all the other dumbfuck loser…...